Samuel Lincoln Thibeault Deffenbaugh
Born 6795 days ago— but two weeks late. He’s been in a hurry ever since to make up for that lost time. He runs fast, thinks fast, plays his guitar so fast I wonder, “When did that happen?” I also just look at him and wonder, “When did that happen?”
When you bring the baby home, and you can’t stop staring into his face, and smelling his too soft head, and listening for every breath to be strong and clear and regular. When you can’t bear to be parted from him even to claim the sleep you pray for, and so you let him sleep in the safety of your embrace all the while clutching at the luck and grace that brought this bit of forever into your life. When you trace and memorize the nose and ears and, oh my, the ten tiny fingers that define trust with every grasp.
Then, you signal back with your caress, “I will never let you go. I promise.”
But you do. And it’s not a broken promise. You let go to fulfill promise, his promise, to run and think and play, and to find the passion that makes his heart sing songs of joy and sorrow and understanding. You let him go, and you wait. And when he comes back, you know you are not finished waiting.
You will always wait for him.
In music: The relative length or duration of a tone as signified by a note.
I want Sam’s value, the value and the beauty and the clarity Sam brings to life, to play on forever.
People ask if I can imagine my life without Sam, a life in which he never existed. They ask this laughing, rhetorically, but I answer confidently, “Of course.” I have a great imagination; of course I can imagine a life, a parallel-universe life, without Sam.
It is a life without his music: without The Driving Song, Think, Everybody, Breakthrough, Open Crisis, Coming Down Over, 33. It is a life without wild boxes in the woods or my Box-head boys; without Mrs. Ridley, Mr. Bloch, Yarbs or Schatzy; without Craig; without Paul discovering he really wanted to be a dad. A life without my (“stinky”) little boy taking my face in his small hands, putting his nose to my nose, and looking in my eyes telling me he loves me more than anyone ever; it is a life without the most beautiful green eyes I have ever seen.
Even without the unimaginable pain of having to say, “Goodbye my Sam, for now,” I don’t want a life without Sam.
It was Week 36 when I had Paul draw a target on my lower spine and made him promise he would Get. Me. The. Drugs. I never, not once, intended to experience the joy of natural childbirth. “I want my epidural” was my entire birthing plan. And after about 18 hours of mostly epidurally-painless laboring, my body parted with Sam. Now my heart wants an epidural.
In all of the applying and considering, and visiting and rejecting, and waiting and waiting and waiting, the fact that he got to choose, and that he chose this school, this breathtakingly beautiful school, reduces the overwhelming pain of this parting to a scheduled ache.
We have known for 6795 days that This Day would come. The parting is not a surprise. The surprise is how deeply I know it is time.
Urgency Day 1
500 Things Item 499: My Old Cork Bulletin Board
- History: Purchased for my first dorm room
- Value: The original changing picture frame, and no batteries req.
- Parting pain: None
- Un–possessing: Donated to Sam’s first dorm room
Picture a Venn Diagram: 2 College Packing Lists.
Mine, c. 1980:
- Iron and ironing board
- Albums and stereo
- Black and white TV
- Coordinating-roommate linens
- Popcorn popper
- Quarters for laundry
- Leotards, tights, ballet slippers
His, August 23, 2011:
- Laptop computer
- iPod and cell phone
- Hard drive from his Xbox
- Uncoordinated linens
- Energy bars
- A loaded V-card for all campus purchases
- 3 guitars and an amp
And the teeny tiny overlap in the middle?
- My old cork bulletin board.
Dry erase boards are fine for jotting smudgy notes, and cell phones simplify… well… everything. But you still want a place to hang some tangible mementos— tickets from a concert, a card from home, a scrap of paper on which you and your friends scribbled the most mind-blowing, reality-crushing, paradigm-shifting idea ever. If only you could decipher the handwriting.
An old-school cork bulletin board is a place where those bits of flotsam and jetsam can effortlessly accumulate. By May, it will form a time capsule of a year in a life. It’s the very same surface on which my new life accumulated 30 years ago, but his will certainly hold fewer pictures of Mikhail Baryshnikov and more… who? More what?
I could guess Muse and Foos and Green Day. I could guess Zelda and Pullman and Vonnegut. Sure, maybe, for awhile. But this is his past. Starting tomorrow, he will be creating a new past.
I know I said I wouldn’t count things Sam takes to college as part of my 500 Things Project. I also said I would never say, “Because I said so,” or “Turn that music down!” or “You’ll thank me later.” Motherhood changes everything. Every. Thing.
There is no other thing of mine that will reside in his new home.
Nothing, and everything.
Urgency Day 6
500 Things Item 496: The Shark
- History: More like back story—read on
- Value: Beyond priceless
- Parting pain: Glee! Until it returns. And it always returns.
- Un–possessing: That’s TOP SECRET!
My 6 favorite heist movies:
- Brothers Bloom
- Ocean’s 11
- National Treasure
- Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
- The Sting
- The Wrong Trousers
Yes, I know. Lame. No Reservoir Dogs or Usual Suspects. Anyone who knows me knows my well-established aversion to violence. Mayhem I like, hence The Wrong Trousers. A criminal mastermind wreaking havoc with trapdoor Techno-trousers; an attempted escape on a careening train; a chicken-disguised penguin– all as part of an elaborate caper to steal a magnificent diamond? Pop the corn, baby!
And yes, I can count. This list of my 6 favorites has 7 titles. Some “experts” do not count Charade as a heist movie. Please. There are conspirators, there is a theft, there is frolicking, there is <sigh> Cary Grant. Maybe the “experts” don’t think there was a heist, but my heart was stolen.
I love a good heist. I love a clever plot with lots of twists, betrayals, unexpected reversals or triversals, and a roguish hero or 11. Oh, and by the way, I’ve been involved in real-life con job for 34 years.
A very long con.
In my story, there isn’t any stealing. This con is about dropping off a very specific Package to the other player in the most diabolically clever way conceivable. What is the package? What have my nemesis and I been delivering to each other via planes, cakes and waiters for over three decades?
This rubber shark.
Drops over the years include the shark having been:
- Frosted into the hollow center of a bundt cake;
- Inflated into the middle of an enormous helium-balloon bouquet;
- Delivered by tuxedoed waiter on a covered-silver platter with an accompanying sonnet to a fancy country club soiree;
- Sent from Florida to Scotland where it was picked up by my brother-in-law John and flown to the States where it was delivered after a marathon run through Chicago
- Mailed in a very unfortunately suspicious box as the Anthrax crisis began;
- Mailed in a box addressed to 3 year-old Sam and tucked inside a polar bear hand puppet.
The last one actually scared me more than the unintentional “Anthrax” box. Sam, however, loved it.
<shaking fist at the heavens>
I WILL BE AVENGED, GRANDMA JENNY!!
Oh, did I not mention? My arch-rival of 34 years, since I was 15 and she was… my mom’s best friend (you do the math)? This dearest, most adorable and proper fiend is the lady every kid calls “Grandma Jenny.”
I just call her Sly.
The shark is being “downsized” in a thoroughly, wonderfully devious way, worthy of over 3 decades of intrigue. After confirmation of the drop, I will reveal the latest plot development. Stay tuned…
Urgency Day 7
500 Things Items 489-495: Glass Candlesticks and Plates
- History: Assorted decorating/entertaining events
- Value: Learning entertaining doesn’t have to be an Event
- Parting pain: On the contrary—pleasure!
- Un–possessing: Gifts
I don’t read self-help books. Unless you count Calvin and Hobbes.
Oh yeah, those two can really show you how to get out of a pickle!
For regular pickles (i.e. problems that are not careening-out-of-control-space-ships or rampaging dino-bullies), I keep to the advice we got from Sam’s pediatrician:
Eat four crackers, drink some cranapple juice,
and go play outside.
In other words, have a snack and breathe. This is pure genius.
With 7 days left, I am constantly reminding myself to breathe. Breathe. And make cupcakes. I’ve cupcaked 3 times in the last few days.
- For Sam’s sweetheart’s departure;
- For our neighbor’s seventeenth birthday;
- For Sam.
When I’m in a pickle, I think cupcakes.
My affection for cupcakes and devotion to downsizing dovetailed this weekend when I saw a great suggestion on Wise Bread, a frugal-living website I follow. Take some glass candlesticks and glue glass plates to the tops: instant cake stands!
In my case: Lots of candlesticks to downsize + lots of plates to downsize = Lots of gifts to give. Just add cupcakes.
Although my family does love a pickle (the cucumber kind):
- The first time Paul peeked into my family’s refrigerator, he counted 13 jars of pickles.
- My father would crack up his 2 year-old granddaughter by singing, “A B C D pickle pickle pickle!”
- Favorite episode of The Andy Griffith Show? “The Pickle Story,” of course.
Pickles and cupcakes. Apparently my self-help reading also includes cookbooks.
Urgency Day 12
500 Things Items 480-88: House-Flip Leftovers
- History: Left behind by the flippers
- Value: I’m sure the flippers recouped their expenses in that top of the market sale
- Parting pain: I’m looking forward to using the space their un-possessing will leave behind
- Un–possessing: Donations, I hope
We bought at the top.
We also sold in the vicinity of the top, but not quite at. Our 2006 buyers were not the uber-entitled blood-sucking savvy bidders of 2011. In fact, their list of objections would be considered quaint by today’s market standards. Still, at the time, we were annoyed. Our buyers seemed to ask for everything and would not compromise one bit. And Paul and I were selling under The Old Rules where everybody gives a little, so that everybody gets a little.
By 2006: “Compromise” means “Take the deal or I’ll leave.”
But, no matter how the sale goes, I always leave a welcome gift for buyers: Move-in essentials such as toilet paper, paper towels and soap, and most essential, a chilled bottle of champagne in their new fridge.
With that house, I also left a collection of touch-up paints, labeled with the brand, color names, and rooms in which they were used. Probably the new owners would repaint, but until they got around to it, they could live in scuff-free walls. Visiting friends were so tickled by this kit, they took a picture.
The guys we bought our current house from were great. They were two brothers who had purchased it in 2004 from the original 1982 owner to flip. For the most part, they did a wonderful job. Neighbors still gleefully recount the horrific state the house was in when the brothers bought it:
- Raccoons and bats had taken up residence in the attic and sometimes the living room;
- Damage from The Flood of 1996 had never been properly repaired;
- Broken windows hung mournfully from several frames;
And more. Their descriptions remind me of the Granville House, the decrepit old house George and Mary Bailey buy in It’s a Wonderful Life. Kids would throw rocks at the Granville House’s windows, and if they broke one, their wish was supposed to come true. Possibly our house’s windows fulfilled a few wishes before 2004.
I don’t want to break any windows, but I have a wish:
I wish I could sell my house.
Oh, to downsize! To get out from under the burden of this wonderful, expensive, top of the market house. But did you know it takes money to save money? In this market, with today’s buyers, it would take a lot of money.
Extended unemployment + child in college = Money we don’t have.
We also don’t have raccoons or bats or flood damage, and the windows are all new. We do have— and what a shock– Signs of Life. Yes, we have a few scuffs. We have actually lived in this house. If you watch HGTV, you get the impression that current buyers want every home to be an unlived-in model home! It would take considerable money to make my lived-in home sell like a model home.
In order to save money, it would cost money.
Downsizing takes money.
Like the lack of compromise, another strange new rule.
The leftover remodeling materials I am downsizing today have been in our basement since we bought the house 5 years ago. Maybe I could sell it all, but Habitat for Humanity said they take this kind of stuff. No money, but out of my house and to a worthy cause?